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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?","punchline":"Well, the flag is a big plus.","id":278}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}

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Acanthemblemaria exilispinus, the bluntspine blenny, is a species of chaenopsid blenny found in coral reefs from Costa Rica to Ecuador, in the eastern central Pacific ocean. It can reach a maximum length of 5.5 centimetres (2.2 in) TL. This species feeds primarily on zooplankton.

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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a sheep with no legs?","punchline":"A cloud.","id":215}

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\"The Doctrine of Fascism\" is an essay attributed to Benito Mussolini. In truth, the first part of the essay, entitled \"Idee Fondamentali\", was written by the Italian philosopher Giovanni Gentile, while only the second part \"Dottrina politica e sociale\" is the work of Mussolini himself.

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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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