{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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